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Have you pooped today? If not, we’ve just made your day by announcing The Binding of Isaac Rebirth’s release on November 4th, 2014. That’s a Tuesday. I sure do like Tuesdays, we hope you do too…Mmmm tacos. Tacos have fiber. Fiber helps you poop.
Anyway, as you patiently wait for Nicalis to squeeze out the game, you should watch the trailer below which was created using the blood of unicorns, bacon, poop, cream cheese, and burlap sacks. How many of those are actually true? Watch to find out! Nightmares included free of charge, of course!
Here’s a long list of what’s in The Binding of Isaac Rebirth
- Over 500 hours of gameplay
- 4 BILLION Seeded runs!
- 20 Challenge runs
- 450+ items, including 160 new unlockables
- Uber secrets
- 10 Playable Characters
- 100+ enemies with new designs
- Over 50 bosses, including tons of new and rare bosses
- Rooms FULL OF POOP!
- Mystic Runes
- Upgradeable shops
- Integrated controller support for popular control pads
- Analog directional movement and speed
- Tons of feature film quality animated endings
- Poop physics
- Over 100 specialized seeds
- 2-Player local co-op
- Over 100 co-op characters
- Dynamic lighting, visual effects, and art direction
- Did we mention poop?
- All-new game engine @60FPS 24/7
- All-new soundtrack and sound design
- Multiple Save slots
- The ultimate roguelike
- A bunch of achievements
- Oh, you know what else? Poop.
More information can be found on the official website at http://bindingofisaac.com/